Today's lunch was supposed to be good. Peanut butter and banana on a plain bagel. Harmless, yet delicious. Right?
Monday said WRONG!
BUT HOW!? cried jessie
the bagel was perfectly toasted..
the banana was sweet and ripe..
the peanut butter was creamy and melty..
But see those brown specks?
Onion.
Gross.
Monday was also like: i'm going to give you a nightmare where something evil and knife-yielding crawls out of your bellybutton, turn off your alarm so you can't get up early to run, put a run in two pairs of your tights, and make it so windy, your skirt will blow up for all of capitol hill to see!! Take that!
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